I learn that this Sunday is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ “Mutation Day” – one thing you would not suppose different folks would have a good time, however then, that is the one rationalization now we have for this:
And in true TMNT vogue, I shall name her “Hipposaurus.”
“Why are we working?”
“As a result of the hipposaurus.”
(That is in regards to the stage of literary greatness you may count on for the remainder of this put up, gang, so buckle up and/or head for the exit now.)
Subsequent now we have Heeby Jeeves:
Mummy The Dearest Lobster:
…and Sheldon The Sensual Sea-Serpent:
Likes: easy jazz, gelato, aromatherapy
Dislikes: Massive Bang Idea jokes
Then there’s Pillo-dillo, The Throw Pillow Punisher:
Catch Phrase: “The Pillow Punisher IS BRINGING YOU DOWN.”
Eh?
EH?
OH COME ON THAT WAS FUNNY
And at last, my private favourite: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, meet New child Sentient Yoga Wave:
::head tilt::
Or it might be Grimace – you understand, the purple man from McDonald’s? – doing the worm.
Anyway, we will not have a good time the Turtles’ mutation with no vaguely threatening TMNT birthday cake, proper?
RIGHT.
(Higher be careful, birthday dude.)
Because of Bea, Patricia Ok., Maddy R., Sarah Ok., Haley D., Diane B., & Amber M. for the cowa-bungles.
P.S. 10,000 geek factors to the one who can appropriately determine which of right this moment’s mutant names is definitely from the present. 
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Oh, and this is a reminder of what Grimace appears like, for you youngin’s:
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
