Comfortable Thanksgiving, minions!
Because you won’t be hanging with household in the present day, I’ve determined to provide the present that retains on giving: Turkey Poo-Wangs.
Tons and heaps of Turkey Poo-Wangs.
Ahh, however not simply ANY Turkey Poo-Wangs; in the present day I provide you with Turkey Poo-Wangs that remind you of your loved ones members.
Was there numerous stiff competitors? In fact. Is that this kinda ballsy? Heck yeah. Will there be extra phallic jokes? Let’s discover out.
The Indignant Poop-Head:
“Why is the rum at all times gone?!”
The “I am Attempting To Watch The Recreation In Right here!”
“Preserve it down! I am unable to hear the rating!”
The Dazed And Confused:
“WHAT yr is it?!”
The “Is not it Fantastic We’re All Right here Collectively?”
“Group hug!”
The Sarcastic One:
“Certain, Aunt Barb, I will get riiiight on engaged on my angle.”
The “Please no person discover I am a Gingerbread Man.”
[uncomfortable, fidgety silence]
The Little Prick:
“MOM says I am particular. MOM says I can have all of the pie I would like. MOO-OOOOM!!”
The “No one Speak To Me It is Been A Lengthy Day.”
“Simply… simply give him the pie, Barb.”
The Peace Maker:
“Now, Stu, I am positive you did not imply all [REDACTED] are silly… proper?”
And at last,
The “Ship Assist, Or At Least Extra Pie.”
Come one, get a grip, you guys. Day’s nearly by means of.
Because of Vanessa R., Elizabeth F., Jacqueline G., Erin F., Joyce J., Amy W., Subdo, Dimitra, Stephanie B., & Jason L. for recommending all of us Wang Chung tonight.
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