Fortified With 100% Actual Irony

It is probably not rain in your marriage ceremony day, however these muffins are nonetheless a bit too ironic.

[grabbing microphone]

HIT IT!

 

It is like loving journalism

… however not kerning!

It is a “good job”

that wants some studying.

It is the winner’s cake

that SHOULD be burning!

And who would have thought? It figures!

It is calling somebody “dumb”

When you may’t spell the phrase

It is attempting to indicate you care

Whereas giving a stunning turd

Heh.

And is not it ironic, do not you assume?

Due to Tracey, Julie, Dorothy S., Tony W., & Stacey, who actually DO assume.

 *****

Hold on, you understand what ELSE has scrumptious irony? A totally armed and operational battle station with an uncovered exhaust port.

Loss of life Star Waffle Iron

Due to this waffle iron, you may recreate the Loss of life Star’s catastrophic destruction each morning with butter and syrup. Nomz. Simply keep in mind: Use the forks.

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