Who Wore It Higher: Thong Man Or This Tube Of Lipstick?

What do you suppose, worst proposal ever?

I imply, it is misspelled and on a DONUT, for StayPuft’s sake.

Then once more, if they are saying no, I suppose you might declare it was a joke (“I simply meant I am actually cheerful!“) and eat the proof tremendous fast. So hey, silver lining.

 

I can not determine if that is an argument for extra artwork in class, or much less:

o.0

 

And hey, talking of anatomically inconceivable figures:

Is his chin a pepper shaker?

And please inform me I am not the one one squicked out by the thong-not-reaching-all-the-way-between-the-legs factor. YOUR THONG NEEDS BETTER SUPPORT, DUDE. No one needs all that flapping round and migratin’ and whatnot.

(I do know what you are pondering, and sure, I would be a horrible particular person to ask to your bachelorette celebration. I would be the one handing out sweaters and Purell and asking if we are able to flip the music down.)

 

And at last, these segues virtually write themselves, as a result of somebody ordered this MAC lipstick cake:

…however in leopard print. I do not know why.

 

Anyway, Douglas Adams was proper, y’all: BEWARE OF THE LEOPARD.

Particularly when it is speculated to be leopard-spotted lipstick. Which, ostensibly, that is. [suspicious look] Yeeeeeah.

 

Due to Leah F., Tiassa, Naomie-Ruth, & Aviancee, who I am nonetheless unsure I consider, however hey, I report, YOU DECIDE.

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P.S. For some motive I really feel like your life wants extra ridiculous pepper shakers in it, and OH LOOKIE HERE:

Elvira Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
That third picture’s gonna hang-out me.

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