Punctuation Rule's

Right now I assumed it would be good to go over the 5 fundamental;… “punctuation” guidelines.

Bakers, listen.

 

Rule #1: Typically intervals, query marks, and exclamation factors are necessary.

 

They usually often go on the finish of the sentence.

(However what if it is not mine?)

 

Rule #2: Commas. Use them.

Except you truly personal an ass quitter.

 

Additionally observe that the phrase “comma” can generally sound like “karma.”

Simply FYI.

 

Rule #3: Apostrophe’s. Positive. Why not.

(And that is the FIXED model…)

 

Rule #4: When unsure, throw in some additional exclamation marks.

What you lack in competency you may at all times make up for with enthusiasm.

 

Or, should you’re REALLY confused, strive some ellipses!

Eh?!

 

And at last:
Rule #5: Citation Marks Are For Sarcasm, NOT EMPHASIS.

If it helps, simply think about Dr. Evil saying the bit you place in quotes.

 

Yep, simply comply with these 5 easy guidelines, and you will be effective.

“Promise.”

 

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